Is Blogbook a word?

 

Poor grammar, atrocious punctuation and flagrant use of ellipsi aside…what if I decided to blog a book?? I don’t really want to write a book per se, just musings? A memoir? I don’t know. Clearly this isn’t very well thought out. Is there a market for this kind of thing? Do I start with my life currently or back in college when things were a bit more interesting and salacious? I kept a journal back then with the intent to eventually do something with it. Should I just fill in the 6 years I skipped? See what I mean, its not very well thought out.

I suppose I wonder if this is even a possibility? Maybe? Clearly I will need an amazing editor. I never learned to diagram sentences. In fact, in sixth grade my language arts teacher, Mrs. Gorman, yelled at me in front of the whole class and I pretty much zoned out for the rest of the year. I vividly remember getting a 32 on my sentence diagraming test. Yes, a fucking 32. I believe that I was even trying to the best of my ability. I still don’t know what a dangling participle is. This reminds me that we are not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition. Ooops.  I do that a lot too. BUT, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT A LOT IS TWO FUCKING WORDS!!! Two. Words. A and lot. If I were ever to write a Facebook etiquette book “A LOT” would be my first issue at hand. My second issue is, well, I should save it for my book, just in case this blogbook doesn’t make it off the ground.

So, what do we think? Seriously, what is the consensus? Please be gentle when shattering my dreams.

xoxo